Brandon Martin-Addict #1
Kyla Destin-Addict #2
Cheyanne Rebollar-Addict #3
Ben Hatcher-Addict #4
Abby Keliher-Leader of the Addiction Program
Frankie Gagliano-Non-speaking Addict
Gaby Rebollar-Non-speaking Addict
Jacob Panas-Non-speaking Addict
Matthew Robertson-Non-speaking Addict
Kaitlyn Johnson-Non-speaking Addict
Cheyenne Johnson-Non-speaking Addict
(Aaron)a homie peep/person walks across stage circumspectly toward a sign that says "Peeps Anonymous Meet Here" while the narrator reads.
(Sharon)Narration: Peeps, those marshmallow peeps, all sticky, gooey, and soft. What went wrong? Why are they nearly extinct?!?! The fact is peeps can't be found because the world is addicted! Panic has set in and peeps anonymous is now the largest attended addiction program in the world.
(Homie peep walks past the sign and sits down in a semi-cirlce of chairs. The other people come to life as they were frozen.)
(Abby)Leader: Brandon you're next
(thru each testimony time other addicts are saying its ok, pour it out, let it go..etc.)
(Brandon)Addict #1: (ashamedly walks to the front of the class) Hi i'm Brandon and i am addicted to peeps.
(Angelica:come on! Frankie: don't be shy!)
Leader: And what method or substitution have you used to help you addiction?
Addict #1: Twizzlers.....i tried twizzlers....but its just not the same!!!! They're so hard and chewy....i want peeps soft and gooy!!!
(wipes tears and sits down)
(Aaron:That's right! Ben:Preach it!)
Leader: Poor thing! next is Kyla.
(Kyla)Addict #2: Hi i'm Kyla and i am addicted to peeps...but i have been peep free for a month now because i can't find any!!!
Leader: and how do you feel?
Addict #2: Terrible!!! I tried to replace them with Tootsie Rolls, but they tasted like cardboard!!! So then i search the world for peeps....i found one box! but the price was so high, the only thing they'd accept as payment was my blue diamonds! I quickly agreed as they are not worth to me nearly as much as my precious peeps! But now my box is gone(sulks and returns to chair)
Leader: Hmm..remember everyone...no matter how hard this may be...PEEPS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Next is Cheyanne.
(Cheyanne)Addict #3: Hi I'm Cheyanne and i am addicted to peeps.
(Kaitlyn: Pour it out! Cheyenne: Tell us all about it!)
Leader: And did you try an alternative to peeps?
Addict #3: Yes...i tried Jolly Green Giant Vegetables....trying to be healthy....but i admit...i hated it! (angrily yells )Who likes vegetables anyways!?!?!?! (shaking her head returns to seat)
Leader: wow...i might suggest you seek out a physiatric help ma'am. and we have time for one more testimony today.
(Ben)Addict #4: Hi i'm Ben and i'm addicted to peeps. They're just so awesome!!! One of a kind, make ya feel good, sets me on a high for the day ya know. (Kaitlyn: You know it! Cheyenne J: That's right! Gaby: Yeah!)
Leader: so what have you used to compensate for this addiction?
Addict #4: Orange Crush...but of course it hasn't work...it's nasty with its terrible aftertaste that leaves you wanting something more! nothing can compare to the peeps!!!
(sits back down)
Leader goes back to the front
Leader: in the short time we have left i'd like to give my testimony for i too was a peep addict. Clearly stated it is impossible! (Frankie, Jacob, and Matthew: GASP!!! Angelica Screams: NO!!!!)The addiction for peeps cannot be overcome, for there is nothing better, nothing stronger, nothing with more will to win, Then The Peeps!