This is an actual conversation my cuz faithy and i have been having over the past couple days.
You may start to sympathize as you read but please do not...we are happy in our insanity.
You may start to sympathize as you read but please do not...we are happy in our insanity.
Finding Neverland
Pt 1
By Faith Sparkman and Rachael Campbell
(in txting format)
Rach: I hate change...gettin ready 4 college etc.
Faith: Oh yea i kno!! But its kool at the same time tho:)
Rach: Kool...eh..i could live with out change...without growing up...lets go to neverland!
Faith: Sweet!! Wen we leavin??
Rach: well, since it's a cloudy nite, not now...we hav 2 wait til its clear so we can c the 2nd star to the right.
Rach: i'll let ya know when it's clear....laters....:)
Two nights later:
rach: I checked and the skys are clear...i can see the 2nd star on the right...are you ready to go tonight?
Faith: Haha!! Yea lets go...Now!! But i can't fly :(
Rach: oh TINKER BELL!!! tink where r u? i dont c her...will...just think HAPPY THOUGHTS & they LEFT u into the air!!!!
Faith: I'm thinking of Hmmm...Raindrops on roses and wiskers on kittens bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens:) its not workin:(
Rach: try candy and pop corn and COCA COLA!!! and diamonds and rubies.
Faith: I'ma tryin!! I'm still not goin anywhere! Wats wrong wit me? Can you fly?
Rach: will...fly...no..float..ish sorta...maybe we ought to practice for a week or so...
Faith: Yea i agree!!! Man ..this is annoyin.. Will we ever get to never land??
Rach: I hope so.. maybe we are too old to go! :( i might cry....maybe we should seek out the fountian of youth..
Faith: ya kno we prob are!! :( and yea i think we should.. where should we start lookin??
Rach: im not sure..mayb we should meditate on it..& bec informed me she kidnapped tink thats why we cant find her.
Faith: tell bec to release her @ once!!!
Rach: oh tae...but she is holding her under ransom for captian hook and we can't get him till we go 2 neverland.
Faith: ah man!!! Things are goin terrible for us:(
Rach: I know...maybe we ought to just lock ourselves up in a rubber room and eat worms! :(
Faith: uh Eww!! No thanks :) i'd rather get old:)
Rach: don't think i'd mind the rubber room..but ur right bout da worms...oh tae well im gonna meditate on where da fount of youth is...night!
Next day:
Rach: I meditated all last nite and i think the fount of youth is in indonesia. Tho i'm feelin vibes from Hawaii too!
Faith: ha!:) didn't o any meditation but i have a feeling its here in da US but not sure... i'm likin those vibes from hawaii tho!
Rach: hmm...maybe we should travel to hawaii by ship(cruise) thata way we can stop along the way and look.
Faith: oh i totally agree. But it'd be completely for business purposes only:)
Rach: yep..business only...we mite b gone 4 sometime tho and mite miss some things lets build a time machine!
Faith: Alrite time machine it is! :) but do u kno how to build one?
Rach: hmmm...mayb...i bet NASA know! we could ask them!
Faith: Ohh!! yea! Can u give em a call cuz i wanna leave tonight!
Rach: alrighty...we may have to telepathically contact them tho cause i think they are orbiting jupiter today :(
Faith: uhoh not good. Well call tinker bell and she can fly up there and ask for us:)
Rach: Hmmm..bf we set out on this complicated mission 2 find the fount of youth..does it make us younger so we can go to neverland or does it just freeze time? cause that wouldn't help us a bit...or would it?
Faith: hmm..lets just try to find the fountian of youth...cuz i would rather be young and live that freeze in time. You?
Rach: hmmm. i thought the point of going to neverland was to freeze time...well at least not live thru it.
Faith: this is confusing! I wanna go to the fountian of youth please! :)
Rach: alright...i booked our cruise..forget the time machine...we leave in an hour.
Faith: Alrite..sounds great! But wait??! Where is it pickin us up @??
Rach: ya know that creek by your house? its comin right thru there...but hurry it only stops for a few mins.
Rach: then i comes by our creek and heads west....
Faith: Alrite..i'll be ready...is it sorta like the polar express??
Rach: yep...you got the idea........:)
Faith: alrightly! But wait! shouldn't it be close to Christmas for the polar express to come?
Rach: babe...little do you know Christmans is CLOSE
Faith: oh really? Wow.. then i'll be waitin for it!!:)
One Hour Later:
Rach: well were halfway 2 CA...train takes a long time! where are u? i can't find u... U DIDN'T MISS IT DID U??
Faith: Wat??! I'm goin to china!!?
Rach: Oh no! u got on the POLAR express...i'm on the ANTIPOLAR express! (hawaii aint cold therfore the anti)
Faith: oh man! well we'll have to switch
Rach: no no no.... u are are on the wrong train.. i is on the right one...why don't we split up & u search indonesia...ur already goin the general direction right?
Faith: no now i'm goin to japan...are you sure were gettin this right?
Rach: i have no idea...does it have anything to do with the price of eggs in china?
Faith: Yes it has everything to do with that!! but japan isn't much better! Wat bout CA?
Rach: i'm on a boat to hawaii now...i think we are takin on water tho...we might have to swim.
Faith:oh no! Well we might have to walk here..our plane is takin an emergency landing
Rach: well let me know what u find and i'll do likewise.
To Be Continued
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